Homer Jay Simpson

742 Evergreen Terrace Springfield, USA Phone: 555-555-5555 Email: ChunkyLover53@aol.com Twitter: @HomerJSimpson

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Education

1994 Springfield University: Degree in Nuclear Physics
1974 Springfield High: graduate

Employment History

1988 Pin Monkey
1990 Nuclear Safety Inspector
1994 Astronaut
2006 Ice Cream Truck Driver

Skills and Qualifications

highly edumacated
can survive point blank cannon ball blasts to the stomach
once caused milk and cornflakes to burst into flames
bowled a perfect game

Awards

First Annual Montgomery Burns Awards for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
1 Grammy
1 Pulitzer Prize
1996 Denver Broncos

Hobbies and Interests

Donuts
Cheese squares
The televised arts